The QiRanger Adventures

A Story…

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There once was a pig named George. He lived on a farm, and while there were lots of animals for him to talk and play with, he was still very lonely. He longed for a new friend.

One day, Betty came to the farm. She was a beautiful young girl with long, golden hair. George wanted desperately to be her friend, but every time he tried to get close to Betty, her parents would chase him away.

George was sad. He walked behind the barn and sat. George almost started crying when he heard a strange sound. When he looked up, he saw the busy bees circling around their hive.

“Hey, busy bees! Can you help me?” George asked.

“Whazzzzzzz the problem?” the busy bees quizzed back.

“I want to be friends with Betty, the nice, new girl at the farm, but her parents always chase me away and I can’t get close to her.”

“Hmmmzzzzzzzzzzzzz,” the busy bees thought. “We hazzzzzz an idea,” they told George and proceeded to pour their honey all over him.

“What’s this?” George shouted!

“Everybody loves honey cured bacon,” the bees replied.


Written by Steve Miller

September 13, 2010 at 4:20 pm

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  1. It is hilarious~!


    September 14, 2010 at 12:09 pm

  2. Bees tend to be single-minded like that. All they ever want to talk about is honey.

    Dolphins are just as bad, with them it’s all mackerel.

    The Faustian Man

    September 14, 2010 at 4:59 pm

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